A Small Delicatessen
tastefullyoffensive:

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Today a guy came in and ordered a venti nonfat mocha. This guy comes in probably once a week and I recognized his face but I have a lot of customers, so I didn't remember his name for the cup. He rolled his eyes and said it (this isn't his real name): "DAY. VID. Maybe eventually you'll remember it. " I covered up my name tag and said "okay, what's MY name?" He was silent for a second then said "uh...well now I feel like a jackass." That's right motherfucker, the world doesn't revolve around you.

nannersammich:

ham-salad:

And everyone stood and cheered for you. Right?

if you’re implying that I made this up, I didn’t. what happened after was that he paid for his drink and life continued as normal.

No, I wasn’t being sarcastic. I hope you got applause.

Today a guy came in and ordered a venti nonfat mocha. This guy comes in probably once a week and I recognized his face but I have a lot of customers, so I didn't remember his name for the cup. He rolled his eyes and said it (this isn't his real name): "DAY. VID. Maybe eventually you'll remember it. " I covered up my name tag and said "okay, what's MY name?" He was silent for a second then said "uh...well now I feel like a jackass." That's right motherfucker, the world doesn't revolve around you.

And everyone stood and cheered for you. Right?

So I work at a store with a self-checkout, there are 8 registers that I have to watch by myself. I swear the dumbest people with the most shit want to use these machines! 1st they don't know how, 2nd they have too much crap and 3rd they are so rude! I can be helping one customer and then another is screaming MISS, or waving their hands in my face. I can clearly see who needs me when I hear the machine or see the light. Ugh self-checkout is the worst!

fuck-customers:

I never worked self checkout but it sounds like a whole new level of struggle

Defeats the purpose of self-checkout.

One time, I had a customer come through my lane with a travel size bottle of Downy. It was like, $2.44 or something as the total. He then hands me a coupon, which I could not use for one of many different reasons (managers have really been cracking down on us lately with all the newbies we have). 1. The coupon was for $5.00, more than the product was worth. 2. It specifically said not to include travel sizes. 3. It. was. EXPIRED. and finally, 5. IT WAS FOR DAWN DISH SOAP. My manager died.

fuck-customers:

The same thing has happened to me. People are ridiculous

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

dimasdailies:

dcgcharlie:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

Wii wii

dimasdailies:

dcgcharlie:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

Wii wii

It's still not okay to shame someone for not wanting a dented can. Employees can miss dented cans and some people are just really paranoid and concerned for their health. Is it ridiculous to not want a can with a small dent? Maybe. But it's still understandable so I really think you should stop being so condescending
Anonymous

noitisnotfree:

I’m not being condescending at all. All I said was k. If you look closer it was a submission. Bye please. I’m not debating over dented cans. 

The anon hate on this site is so ridiculous. I can’t take it.

boys-and-suicide:

Schools: We take bullying very seriously
Me: I’m being bullied
Schools: Sorry we can’t do anything about it unless there is proof
*kills self*
Schools: This was so tragic and could have been prevented always reach out to us for help we care

high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator: shit shit
high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
high school boy: /explodes