A Small Delicatessen

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

istandonsnowpiles:

Making a few modifications to these posters.

A couple more facts for you:

  1. You can’t choose what you have between your legs.
  2. What is between your legs does not dictate what you wear, how you walk, how you talk, who you are friends with, or any aspect of your life.

#TransgenderIsAMyth

meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

Was this supposed to be funny? Because he actually did get it from a “duck.” I never read the books but the symbolism is obvious.

did-you-kno:

Source

Added to wishlist.

did-you-kno:

Source

Added to wishlist.

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

No hate is justified.

Created by me

Created by me

x105b:

when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano

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